: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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