That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
