break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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