Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
