butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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