the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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