He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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