Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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