at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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