who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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