You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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