Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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