His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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