The maid of honor just puked.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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