But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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