is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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