I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You're my little dorito
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
