btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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