Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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