ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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