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Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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