rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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