Can Purell be used as lube?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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