remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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