Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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