I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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