i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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