he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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