Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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