i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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