thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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