are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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