sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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