So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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