gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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