The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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