So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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