Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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