Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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