so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
