Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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