dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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