I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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