Is it normal to miss your booty call?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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