If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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