How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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