I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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