sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so explain again why im purple
no
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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