we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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