He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
my liver is dry heaving
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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